I Have Moved
posted by A Falling Angel at 3:28 AM
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Thursday, March 01, 2007
Friday, January 26, 2007
Blonde Joke
A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a messageto her mother overseas.
When the man told her it would cost 300, sheexclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get amessage to my mother".The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the nextroom.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
Come in and close the door the man said.
She did.
He then said; Now get on your knees.
She did.
Now take down my zipper.
She did.
Now go ahead, take it out....he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, Well then............ go ahead.
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and whileholding it close to her lips, tentatively said..........HELLO MUM ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??
When the man told her it would cost 300, sheexclaimed, I don't have any money, "But I'd do ANYTHING to get amessage to my mother".The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).
"Anything?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.
"Well then, just follow me" said the man as he walked towards the nextroom.
The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.
Come in and close the door the man said.
She did.
He then said; Now get on your knees.
She did.
Now take down my zipper.
She did.
Now go ahead, take it out....he said.
She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.
The man closed his eyes and whispered, Well then............ go ahead.
The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and whileholding it close to her lips, tentatively said..........HELLO MUM ........................CAN YOU HEAR ME??
Labels: Something About Adrian
posted by A Falling Angel at 5:04 AM
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Friday, January 19, 2007
Todays Fun
Who or what did he mean ?
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they’re finally together." Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
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Embarass me at you PERIL
A very shy guy goes for a drink at his local gay bar and sees a cute young lad alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to him and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which the young lad responds by yelling, at the top of his lungs, "No, I won’t sleep with you!" Everyone in the bar stared at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the young lad walks over to him and apologises. He smiles at him and says, "I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT YA MEAN YOU WANT 200 QUID FOR A BLOW JOB?"
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Moan Moan Moan That's all I ever hear
George came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his b/f Cyril "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." Cyril looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, George said, "Quick, bring me another beer, It’s gonna start." This time Cyril looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, George said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That’s it! Cyril blows his top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave fetching you beers. Don’t you realize that I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?" George sighed, "Oh no, it’s f*ckin started!!"
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Dear lord please help ME
One day a non-believer of Jesus was walking through the woods and this bear charges him and the guy trips and he says "Dear lord please help ME". So the guy opens his eyes and time was frozen and Jesus was standing above him and Jesus says "You ask me for help? You try to make people believe I’m not real and protest against me and when your about to die you ask me for help!?" the guy was like " I guess your right.... so could you make the bear a Christian?" Jesus says "I suppose so" and time unfreezes and Jesus is gone and the bear stops and puts his head down and puts his hands together and says "Dear lord thank you for this food I am about to receive........"
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NO ANIMALS ALLOWED
A man and his wife are returning from holiday, where they’d decided to buy themselves some pets. He bought a snake while his wife bought a baby skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED THROUGH CUSTOMS" Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the husband comes up with a plan. "What I’ll do", he said, "is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it’s a snake skin belt" "Yes", his wife replies, "but what about the skunk?" "I don’t know, it’s small enough, you’ll just have to hide it in your panties" "But what about the smell?" the wife asks. To which the husband replies, "F*ck the smell, if it dies it dies!"
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Got anything smaller
One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. "Garden Street," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?" "Well ma’am”, replied the driver, “I noticed that you’re completely naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller ?"
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Pay attention
You'll be pleased to know that I've had enough tonight. I'm oft to bed oftA group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body. “As a doctor, you’ll need to develop two key skills,” the professor begins. “The first is stoicism. You can’t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse’s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. “Now do the same,” he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver’s anus and then sucking on it. When everyone has finished, the professor continues, “The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.”
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I just sat behind him
An young guy from New York is driving through a remote part of Texas when his car breaks down. A few minutes later, an Indian on horseback comes along and offers him a ride to a nearby town. He climbs up behind him on the horse and they ride off. Every few minutes, the Indian lets out a whoop so loud that it echoes from the surrounding hills. When they arrive in town, the Indian lets him off at a service station and yells one final “Yahoo!” before riding off. “What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” the service-station attendant asks. “Nothing,” The cute guy says, “I just sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held on to his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.” “Boy,” the attendant says, “Indians ride bareback.”
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply." In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they’re finally together." Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."
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Embarass me at you PERIL
A very shy guy goes for a drink at his local gay bar and sees a cute young lad alone at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to him and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which the young lad responds by yelling, at the top of his lungs, "No, I won’t sleep with you!" Everyone in the bar stared at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the young lad walks over to him and apologises. He smiles at him and says, "I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT YA MEAN YOU WANT 200 QUID FOR A BLOW JOB?"
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Moan Moan Moan That's all I ever hear
George came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his b/f Cyril "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." Cyril looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, George said, "Quick, bring me another beer, It’s gonna start." This time Cyril looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, George said, "Quick, another beer before it starts." That’s it! Cyril blows his top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave fetching you beers. Don’t you realize that I cook, clean, wash and iron all day long?" George sighed, "Oh no, it’s f*ckin started!!"
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Dear lord please help ME
One day a non-believer of Jesus was walking through the woods and this bear charges him and the guy trips and he says "Dear lord please help ME". So the guy opens his eyes and time was frozen and Jesus was standing above him and Jesus says "You ask me for help? You try to make people believe I’m not real and protest against me and when your about to die you ask me for help!?" the guy was like " I guess your right.... so could you make the bear a Christian?" Jesus says "I suppose so" and time unfreezes and Jesus is gone and the bear stops and puts his head down and puts his hands together and says "Dear lord thank you for this food I am about to receive........"
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NO ANIMALS ALLOWED
A man and his wife are returning from holiday, where they’d decided to buy themselves some pets. He bought a snake while his wife bought a baby skunk. As they are passing through airport control they notice a sign which says "NO ANIMALS ALLOWED THROUGH CUSTOMS" Slightly distressed the woman turns to her husband and asks what they should do. After thinking hard for 5 minutes the husband comes up with a plan. "What I’ll do", he said, "is tie the snake around my waist and try to pretend that it’s a snake skin belt" "Yes", his wife replies, "but what about the skunk?" "I don’t know, it’s small enough, you’ll just have to hide it in your panties" "But what about the smell?" the wife asks. To which the husband replies, "F*ck the smell, if it dies it dies!"
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Got anything smaller
One rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat. "Where to?" he stammered. "Garden Street," answered the woman. "OK," he said, taking another long glance in the mirror. The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "Just what the hell are you looking at?" "Well ma’am”, replied the driver, “I noticed that you’re completely naked, and I was just wondering how you’ll pay your fare." The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled at the driver and said, "Does THIS answer your question?" Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller ?"
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Pay attention
You'll be pleased to know that I've had enough tonight. I'm oft to bed oftA group of first-year medical students is gathered around an operating table for their first anatomy lesson with a dead body. “As a doctor, you’ll need to develop two key skills,” the professor begins. “The first is stoicism. You can’t be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” The professor then rolls the body over, sticks his finger into the corpse’s butt, withdraws it and sticks his finger in his mouth. “Now do the same,” he instructs. The horrified students hesitate, but eventually take turns dipping a finger into the cadaver’s anus and then sucking on it. When everyone has finished, the professor continues, “The second skill is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and then I sucked on my index finger. Pay attention.”
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I just sat behind him
An young guy from New York is driving through a remote part of Texas when his car breaks down. A few minutes later, an Indian on horseback comes along and offers him a ride to a nearby town. He climbs up behind him on the horse and they ride off. Every few minutes, the Indian lets out a whoop so loud that it echoes from the surrounding hills. When they arrive in town, the Indian lets him off at a service station and yells one final “Yahoo!” before riding off. “What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” the service-station attendant asks. “Nothing,” The cute guy says, “I just sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist and held on to his saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.” “Boy,” the attendant says, “Indians ride bareback.”
Labels: Something About Adrian
posted by A Falling Angel at 4:45 AM
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Thursday, January 18, 2007
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
New Years Resolutions
I have decided for once to share my new years resolutions with the rest of the world:
1 - Head to the gym (Just to Bulk up)
2 - Pass college (Lets hope the second time works)
3 - Get my writing noticed
4 - Find this surposed Perfect guy
5 - Have as much fun as possible
6 - Meet as many new people as I can in Brighton
1 - Head to the gym (Just to Bulk up)
2 - Pass college (Lets hope the second time works)
3 - Get my writing noticed
4 - Find this surposed Perfect guy
5 - Have as much fun as possible
6 - Meet as many new people as I can in Brighton
Labels: Something About Adrian
posted by A Falling Angel at 2:44 AM
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Love
I get many people asking me if what they are feeling is love?!
The answer I would normally give to these people would be that only you can answer that question, mainly because I am not you, I can't see what you do, nor can I hear or feel.
However, for me I would have to say, if I was in love, the first person I would think about when I got up in the morning would be him, and when I see him, I would feel like I am falling into infinity, and they would catch me once I have fell, even the hearing of there name would bring a smile to your face.
I would have to say if you feel the same things, I do about a partner then I would have to believe that you are in deep meaning full love.
When in love try to have as much fun as you possibly can!!!
The answer I would normally give to these people would be that only you can answer that question, mainly because I am not you, I can't see what you do, nor can I hear or feel.
However, for me I would have to say, if I was in love, the first person I would think about when I got up in the morning would be him, and when I see him, I would feel like I am falling into infinity, and they would catch me once I have fell, even the hearing of there name would bring a smile to your face.
I would have to say if you feel the same things, I do about a partner then I would have to believe that you are in deep meaning full love.
When in love try to have as much fun as you possibly can!!!
Labels: Advice
posted by A Falling Angel at 2:30 AM
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Sunday, December 31, 2006
I Think That I am Ready
Adrian
Me and my boyfriend have been dating over a year now, and I think that I am ready to have sex, but I aint sure, he is a nice guy, but I dont wanna get prgnant or anything!!!!! How will I know when I am ready?
Adrian Says.............................
If you can answser yes to all these ten questions then I would say then, your pretty much ready for it.
1- Are you doing it because you want to???
And not because you think everyone else is, or because your partner and your friends are pressuring you to do it.
2- Do you know them well enough???
How well do you know about their past what what they got up to, have they been truthful.
3- Is it Legal?
Are you both at the age of consent, to have sex
4- Do I feel comfortable enough with my partner to do this, and to do it sober?
Are you ok with him/her seeing you naked, and you won't get embaresed, also if you are drunk, it surgests that your probably not ready.
5-Do I know enough about sex?
Do you know the consequences of sex like, pregnacy STD's
6-Will I be glad when I’m older that I lost my virginity at the age I am now?
Will you look back and go " shouldn't have done that when I did!"
7-Do I know how to have sex safely?
Have you got all the prcautions for sex.
8-Can I talk to my partner about sex?
If you can't then don't
9- Do we both want to do this?
If you are both ok about it, because for sex to be good you both need to be willing.
10-Does sex fit in with my/their personal beliefs?
In the culture you came from, does it feel right from your cultures point of view.
Me and my boyfriend have been dating over a year now, and I think that I am ready to have sex, but I aint sure, he is a nice guy, but I dont wanna get prgnant or anything!!!!! How will I know when I am ready?
Adrian Says.............................
If you can answser yes to all these ten questions then I would say then, your pretty much ready for it.
1- Are you doing it because you want to???
And not because you think everyone else is, or because your partner and your friends are pressuring you to do it.
2- Do you know them well enough???
How well do you know about their past what what they got up to, have they been truthful.
3- Is it Legal?
Are you both at the age of consent, to have sex
4- Do I feel comfortable enough with my partner to do this, and to do it sober?
Are you ok with him/her seeing you naked, and you won't get embaresed, also if you are drunk, it surgests that your probably not ready.
5-Do I know enough about sex?
Do you know the consequences of sex like, pregnacy STD's
6-Will I be glad when I’m older that I lost my virginity at the age I am now?
Will you look back and go " shouldn't have done that when I did!"
7-Do I know how to have sex safely?
Have you got all the prcautions for sex.
8-Can I talk to my partner about sex?
If you can't then don't
9- Do we both want to do this?
If you are both ok about it, because for sex to be good you both need to be willing.
10-Does sex fit in with my/their personal beliefs?
In the culture you came from, does it feel right from your cultures point of view.
Labels: Advice
posted by A Falling Angel at 4:28 AM
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I Think He/She Might Be Having An Affair
Instead of answering each different e-mail individually on this subject,(because I have had a few more than one or two e-mails on the subject) I thought that I would give an overall opinion on this subject.
When people go an have an affair from a psychological point of view they are going out looking for something new and exciting to get that same adrenaline rush that they would feel, if they were with someone else or doing something that they enjoy, yes it is morally wrong but if you look at it we do it everyday, if you see someone walking down the street, and you saw what you thought was the perfect looking person you think "I wouldn't mind a bit of that" OK maybe not on those words, but we do, do it it's just some of us have a bit more self control than others.
If you think you partner is doing the dirty on you, without being overly sneaky and making it look like a brand new effort to get into their lives, just scape the surface and see what you can find, and if you see anything unusual look a little bit further, but I do air on the side of caution, when I say this because if you look and get the answers you are looking for and they are not the ones you wanted be careful it could hurt you more than you think.
Also doing a "Shall We Dance" theme of looking into their lives, I still say that is fine, but be careful of the answers you might get.
If you do find out that they have been cheating you have to look at your options, because telling them just to F*** Off may not always be the best solution, because of ties that you might have together as a couple, but if you feel that what they did was to bad and you have to leave then, because you can't sort it out. Make sure you get what you want first, as it was them in the first place that did something wrong. If you have major ties between you then I would suggest that you seek legal advice, from a qualified person, to aid you in you situation.
To the people that asked I hope this helps you!!!
When people go an have an affair from a psychological point of view they are going out looking for something new and exciting to get that same adrenaline rush that they would feel, if they were with someone else or doing something that they enjoy, yes it is morally wrong but if you look at it we do it everyday, if you see someone walking down the street, and you saw what you thought was the perfect looking person you think "I wouldn't mind a bit of that" OK maybe not on those words, but we do, do it it's just some of us have a bit more self control than others.
If you think you partner is doing the dirty on you, without being overly sneaky and making it look like a brand new effort to get into their lives, just scape the surface and see what you can find, and if you see anything unusual look a little bit further, but I do air on the side of caution, when I say this because if you look and get the answers you are looking for and they are not the ones you wanted be careful it could hurt you more than you think.
Also doing a "Shall We Dance" theme of looking into their lives, I still say that is fine, but be careful of the answers you might get.
If you do find out that they have been cheating you have to look at your options, because telling them just to F*** Off may not always be the best solution, because of ties that you might have together as a couple, but if you feel that what they did was to bad and you have to leave then, because you can't sort it out. Make sure you get what you want first, as it was them in the first place that did something wrong. If you have major ties between you then I would suggest that you seek legal advice, from a qualified person, to aid you in you situation.
To the people that asked I hope this helps you!!!
Labels: Advice
posted by A Falling Angel at 3:08 AM
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Is It Time????
Ask Adrian,
I have been with my boyfriend for over 3 years now, and at least for the past 6 months, I have felt nothing towards him, and our sex life is now just non-exist ant, I don't want to stay but I don't want to hurt him, I mean he has been faithful all this time. What Should I do?
Richard
Adrian Says......................
Have you tried talking to him about how you feel?, and If you have and you still don't feel that spark there anymore then, I think it is time maybe that you went your separate ways, because if you carry on living this lie that you have with him, then at some point down the line it might come to bite you back, these things unfortunately lead to other things and feelings that you may not want like resentment.
I have been with my boyfriend for over 3 years now, and at least for the past 6 months, I have felt nothing towards him, and our sex life is now just non-exist ant, I don't want to stay but I don't want to hurt him, I mean he has been faithful all this time. What Should I do?
Richard
Adrian Says......................
Have you tried talking to him about how you feel?, and If you have and you still don't feel that spark there anymore then, I think it is time maybe that you went your separate ways, because if you carry on living this lie that you have with him, then at some point down the line it might come to bite you back, these things unfortunately lead to other things and feelings that you may not want like resentment.
Labels: Advice
posted by A Falling Angel at 2:55 AM
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New Years
To All I am sorry for not blogging for a while, Over the past month or so, I have had some trouble which needed to be sorted, But I am back now and I have got your e-mails and I will try to get through them all.
I must say HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all
I must say HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all
Labels: Something About Adrian
posted by A Falling Angel at 2:53 AM
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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Thursday Thirteen "2"
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1.... You get to decide what the place looks like!!!! 2.... You get to leave all the shit you had in the old place behind! 3.... You get to quit the job you absolutely hate!!! 4.... Get to filter out the people you don't want to talk to anymore! 5.... Freedom!!!!! 6.... Get to decide what time you are going to be in! 7.... Privacy 8.... You only have to worry about yourself! (Unless you are moving in with someone) 9.... You don't have to answer to anyone but yourself! 10.... You can go to bed and get up when you decide. 11.... You may eat what ever you like. 12.... You can leave dishes in the sink. ( Your the only one there cleaning it) 13.... Nobody Badgering in your ear telling you what to do!!!!!
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posted by A Falling Angel at 11:55 PM
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